Ace's Men's Club
74 N Orlando Ave Cocoa Beach, FL 32931

I checked out the Inner Room...

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EyesOnYou
Jun 6, 2006, 3:02 AM
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I checked out the Inner Room around midnight on a Wednesday. I'd been to Cheaters and Lido before and wanted to check out the Inner Room. The club has a nice layout, reasonable cover ($7) and is in a very safe area. This is why it gets up to a 5. On the downside, the place was very thick with smoke so I found it tough to breathe. You expect smokiness at a titty bar, but the ventilation just wasn't cutting it. The girls were the most consistently average I've run into at a club. They were nearly all 4's, 5's, and 6's. I saw one 8 with natural breasts. You would give any of them, except the one blond, a second glance on the street. Given how many gorgeous girls you see in the area, and what I've experienced at Lido, it was odd to find so many overweight girls, girls with oddly shaped or non-existent breasts, and a very unfriendly attitude. Two girls dance topless at a time on a little stage, with uninspired dancing. Several very unattractive girls approached me, and when I politely told them I was waiting for another girl they spun around before I even finished talking. The laps were priced reasonably, $10, but I was so completely uninspired I just left. The place was pretty well packed with guys, so it is popular with some, but I can't fathom why. I'll stick to Lido and Cheaters.

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