Foxy's Cabaret
16328 N Interstate Hwy 35 Austin, TX 78728

Aint So Foxy

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jeraldabeyta
Apr 3, 2018, 9:50 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

This was my third attempt at Foxy's. I didn't want to write a review after one or two visits, but after three, I feel comfortable. The building itself is huge. There's a main stage and then the smaller side stages. Pretty standard charge for entrance and VIP for a nude bar and it's BYOB.

I've seen it described as being very "Urban". Translation, I've never seen more than two white women in here in any visit. The dancers are predominantly black. If you're black or like black women, then you'll probably enjoy this place. The next demographic are Hispanic women and then a very few white and other types of women. A Chinese woman came and sat with me right off the bat. She was pretty hot and one of the most attractive women in the place. It didn't take long for her to sell me on the VIP bracelet. The VIP area is huge. But there's a bunch of worn out old shitty couches with plastic fake snake skin covering. The springs are shot and they are cold and clammy to sit on.

There's no illusion of any kind of privacy or intimacy. It just a big open space with crappy furniture. China girl started dancing and took off her top. The next song started playing and I was waiting the bottoms to drop. I figure she was working up to it. Nope. Third song came and went and bottoms stayed on. So I said fuck this and dispatched her. Wtf. I thought this was a nude bar?? I went back to the main floor. A cute little Hispanic girl came up and we chatted and went to the VIP. Same goddamn thing. Top came off during first song. Kept her drawers on for the second song. I wasn't giving her three dances to disappoint me, two was enough.

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