The Colombiana

There’s no better strip club in sfl than DD. Went here on a Saturday afternoon and it was pretty dead so I got a good seat in the middle opposite the bar. Good spot for strippers to come and play around with your pin. They had cheap well drinks for $4 and their steak quesadilla was fire. My Charlize Theron with Bonnie Rotten tats lookalike wasn’t there to give me her specialty so I had to do my briefing to find a reliable substitute.

Almost all these girls wanna bring a jimmy to the situation so those ones were out of the question. But this fine ass blonde colombiana named P**** was game with some finishing in the mouth action. We agree on a lil more than the usual price but it was worth it. She was magical and it lasted the whole 3 songs. This place is chicita heaven on earth.