Ehhh
It's been a very long time since I've been to Secrets, years maybe but this time here told me that I probably haven't missed anything. It was early and the club was dead, no music playing and just a couple customers drinking and staring at their phones like the dancers do and I only saw one dancer that was very out of shape. I was thirsty though and ordered a beer and the single dancer showed up for some small talk. I wasn't interested though so I told her I had an important phone call and walked off to a corner of the club. I sat waiting to see if any other dancers would show up, none did so I finished my beer and left.
I have never been a big fan of secrets but i will give them the benefit of doubt this time because it was an early Saturday afternoon. I'm sure things would have picked up later in the day but I didn't want to hang around and find out.
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