Middling Spot, But A Good Location.

Gold Club isn’t what I’d call a great strip joint, but it does have one thing going for it - a great location. It’s buried in the heart of Philly’s Center City, and I’m pretty sure it’s the only nude spot in the immediate area. For White Collar drones like yours truly, that makes it a convenient spot to duck into after work, and a pretty good way to waste money if that’s your mood.

The club itself is small and somewhat secreted - it’s located near some major city streets, but he entrance way is almost an alley. That actually makes it kind of fun in its own way - going into the alley almost feels like sneaking out of the city into a naughty little hidden enclave.

Wish I could say it’s a great spot on its own, but I can’t. Kind of tiny, and dancers are a pretty mixed bag. When I went in at 545 PM there were about four girls on call - one Black, one Latina, two White. (Pretty good mix if you have cosmopolitan tastes in ladies.) None were stunners, but I’d say two were pretty, one was passable. One was in the wrong line of work, at least if you think dancers should at least look fit.