Awful Dancers, Very High Mileage. This Place Is A Trash Heap!

This place is basically a trash heap. The whole place feels crowded and cramped. The dancers in there are obnoxious, especially 4 Latinas who have absolutely no manners.

When I walked in, I was greeted by a tall brunette who looked like the pornstar Mia Khalifa, but that's where the good stuff ended! She immediately walked up to me and invited me to a dance. Her personality is awful but hey, I don't get lapdances for the personality. So I said yes and agreed.

In the lapdance area, she immediately started stroking my area - in a mechanical manner, like she's trying to get the job done. Her skin was rough, which was an immediate giveaway that she was at least 40. Then she put her tits on my face! The tits were FAKE - like a botched-job fake. They were HARD and it actually hurt my neck when she did it. The experience was PAINFUL. Still, I completed one dance out of sheer politeness.