Avoid This Place

OK, so this place is BYOB, and it's located in a warehouse district in a very secluded area in Beltsville, Maryland. I have to give the owners some respect, as they have been in business for decades and have actually fought several court battles to improve the laws permitting nude dancing in Maryland. However, it just ain't what it used to be.

First off, I showed up after midnight, and practically nobody was there. Basically, the deal is that a bunch of community college and University of Maryland girls come here to make some extra money on their way through school. They aren't into it, they don't know how to dance, and it's hard not to feel pity for them and guilt about being there at the same time. I'm also pretty sure there is a pretty serious drug operation going on here, at the same time. I'd hate to be here if the cops showed up, because I'm fairly certain these folks have shady business going on.

Given how difficult it is to get here (you have to drive down several winding roads off the highway), I'd only come if you have some very keen interest in seeing one of the pioneering nude dancing establishments in Maryland. Otherwise, I think you're putting in way more effort than you could possible get out of going here, and perhaps putting yourself at risk for arrest. Of course, depending on your interested and intentions, YMMV.