Fake Butts

It is St Patrick's day today. I got to the club right before 2am. Free parking in the back. $20 cover.

The ladies are like jackals ready to pounce as soon as you enter the doors. I have not seen so many ladies in a club outside of clubs in Asia. Though I am aware that the big famous clubs probably have even more girls there.

Overall I would say that 70% look really good from a distance and then up close they either have "man" face, a lot of fake body parts or really bad breath. Some really skinny and some rather large and everything in between. There were some really nice natural there too but they were pretty preoccupied. 2 for 30 near the every hour mark. I didn't get offered anything special but seeing as I didn't pay for a table and I look pretty bummy I can understand them thinking I had no money. Also I guess security and the cops are a regular thing and if there was more fun to be had I don't know where that would happen.