Cute Asian, Too Shy

Stopped by for a quick visit after the Flyers game on Monday (no cover if you have a ticket stub). I parked myself at the bar near the door, and every dancer was either on stage, staring at her phone, or talking to a regular. I ordered a $7 Yuengling and a few sips in, an older blonde who seemed to be a little tired looking, and most certainly was lacking intellectually, stopped by to say hello and ask me my name. I gave it to her (it's a normal name that many men born in the 1970s have) and she was trying to make up nicknames for me. She also asked if it was my real name or my strip club alias name. Then she said that she'd be back a little later after she finished with her friend. She didn't see to be worth waiting for.

So about that time, a cute Asian girl is on the stage. She looks shy and somewhat uncomfortable. Not a great stage show from her. But she was cute and I'd never gotten a dance from an Asian that I can recall, so I gestured for her to come over. We talked for a few minutes, and she said she had worked there for about a month. Normally that's enough of a red flag to move on, but I was intrigued by the Asian thing, so I invited her to the back.

I had my pick of couch, and naturally chose the one farthest from the bouncer. She slid her top down and let me touch breasts and butt, and do a little bit of rubbing her from the outside, but nothing crazy and she didn't really seem into it. We had a rhythm going with her on my lap, so I opted for a second dance ($20 each for a time 4 minutes). At about the 7 minute mark (I guess it says something that I was looking at the clock, either about how enamored I was by the dance, or how cheap I am, or both), she untucked my shirt. At this rate I was going to be there for an hour getting 4 minute dances, so I stopped after two, gave her a hug and a moderate tip, and drove home. Total damage was $60.