Stepping Down In Quality

I went to the Twins-Red Sox spring training game and saw Chris Sale absolutely dominate the Twins for five innings. A good start to my day’s entertainment. Then I went to Twin Peaks for some dinner. An excellent continuation of my day. At least two dozen truly beautiful women, all 8’s and 9’s with the exception of possibly one 10. And, I would hazard a guess that there was not a single man-made boob in the place. Simply excellent.

Then I went to Scarlett’s of Fort Myers and came down to earth with a massive thud. It was slightly after 6:00 pm and they hit me with their $10 night time cover. Coke, my drink of choice was $4. At first I saw only about five dancers. Three were overweight white girls. The other two were both moderately attractive, one white and one AA. But none of the five would do well in a looks contest with any of the Twin Peaks girls. 7:00 must be the shift change because a number of other dancers came in and most of the first five disappeared.

However, the shift change did not change the attitudes of the girls. This must be a regulars club because in an hour and a half none of the girls approached me, even to just thank me for my stage tips. I finally left and won’t make any special trips to Fort Myers for this club.