Ah, Nudity!

I spent the last couple of days and nights cruising the clubs in the Philly area while I was there on business. Today I was glad to revisit one of my favorite area dives, the Erotic Café, because unlike most places here, this one features fully nude stage dances done at pretty close range.

Visited from 1:15 to 2:15 on a Saturday afternoon. This place has been described by others here, but briefly, it's a small dive connected to a no-tell motel in the middle of nowhere. Free parking, always. Today I walked in and was charged a $10 cover at the bar, but that included two soft drinks (including bottled water as an option). The bartender bared her boobs while taking my tip, which was a nice touch, both literally and figuratively. The girls dance two songs on stage, which is only two steps from the high-top tables on the opposite wall, and you can get a real eyeful. Some contact is allowed while tipping, and the tip walk afterward is like a mini lap dance for a buck or two, with decent mutual touching.

There were only three girls dancing while I was there – Giana, Dream and Kat. I took two of them for dances, which are $20 topless or $30 nude for 3.5 minutes in a non-private room. Decent contact, but nothing over the top. VIPs are something like $150 for 15 minutes and either $200 or $250 for 30 minutes. I will return.