A Vintage Club

$15 cover on sat night, $10 cover tue night, metal detector, empty everything into basket, no attention paid to what is in basket. Got a pat down. Paid Cover. Then visited coat check (free). Zero drama at front door. I enter the club, left half of club is an island stage surrounded by the one and only bar, right half is a traditional stage with front row. Only the Island stage is ever used IME. There is a tip parade, to avoid this, or avoid exchanging words with ugly dancers that you dont tip them because you didnt look at them, just get a drink and move to the sofas.

They are soft. But now you are in no-mans land since the main floor in the club is a desert. Every guy just sits at the bar in bar chairs and so do the girls. Mens bathroom has an attendent, but a rough 1990s fast food design. No cleanliness problems. The club has a certain late 1980s/1990s look to it, and the owner is probably a hoarder/senile. Very mom and pop look. Like your grandmas house. Many parts of the club are abandoned/not in use. There is a 2 level ring around the main floor. 3 steps down down to former seating areas from the clubs glory days, now just hoarder storage of random old crap. A part of the lower ring level had private rooms I think.

The upper balcony is the $20 a song LD area on loose chairs against the balcony wall. Chairs are very peeled and ratty, again, vintage club. Usually one bouncer sitting up there. Some girls stripper handshake here which may lead to a happy ending or give 2 for 1 songs, but it doesn't seem like there will be anything more for $20 a song. LDs are high mileage/not air, most girls allow tit touching, but the 20 something russian princesses dont. There is also a 3 sided no privacy booth area on upper balcony, but IDK its purpose, private is 1st floor level with curtain.