Trip Report

As I pulled into the club, around 9 o-clock on a Monday night, I noticed the lack of cars in their well lit parking lot. As I entered, I was greeted by the doorman who told me they were not charging a cover. Upon entering, I discovered why. I was the only patron in the club. The club itself was clean and tasteful, with lots of glass and chrome. I was greeted by the bartender, who was an attractive gal with a good sense of humor. Behind the bar were two dancers, both fairly attractive (both around a 7 or 8 IMHO)

After being served, I took a seat at one of the tables and one of the dancers soon joined me. She was pleasant, funny and a good conversationalist. She told me the layout, with the VIP Premier room behind the stage, with mirror glass so the occupants can see out but other patrons cannot see in. Around the corner were the old 'pews' for standard lap dances and smaller side rooms for intermediately priced dances with shorter time limits. I did not get the pricing for the different areas. As we were talking, the manager and the DJ surfaced and one additional dancer showed up for her shift.

That made for a total of 7 staff and only one customer, me. The manager decided, in his wisdom, to call my dancer to the stage. Now I knew why the place was empty. Not because of the building, staff or dancers. The manager pulls the one employee that is directly engaging with the customer to pull away to dance for an empty building. As she made her way to the back to prepare for her dance, I headed toward the front and the door to extract my self from what seemed to be trending toward a dead-end evening.