First Visit

CaBaRet II

Portland, OR

I visited Cabaret II on a Wednesday night. Parking was easy. There was a $5 cover charge, and usual pat down. I grabbed a water for $6. Almost all dancers were latinas. Some of them spoke…

Bottoms Up Tavern

Portland, OR

Bottoms up tavern was disappointing. They did not have a parking lot. Customers need to park on the road where the speed limit is 45mph. It seemed risky. I entered, and paid probably $5 for water.…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, OR

I had a terrible experience at Gold club several weeks ago. I arrived around 5-6pm on a weekday. There was no cover, no patdown. No one was checking ids. Water/soda was probably $5. There were…

Was outside of Pittsburgh for work and decided to make this a first time visit. Unfortunately, likely a last time visit, too. Arrived just before 9:00 on a recent Wednesday. There’s a small parking lot…

I'm getting worried for Beemer's. Every time I go there are fewer guys, no one on stage, and fewer women, because people "called off." This time there were only 2 or 3 working. Nobody was…

Sat at the bar and a decent looking but slightly heavy dancer came over. We chatted and had some laughs and the decided for a private dance. I asked the difference between they private dance…

Today is Friday. I am in the club. Been sitting here by myself drinking 4. 75 beer and writing this review. Guess how bored am I so this is as real time review…