I returned here after a couple...

I returned here after a couple of months thinking that maybe I caught the club on a bad night. This review covers both Friday, May 19 and Saturday, May 27, from between the hours of 11 pm to close.

The girls are by and large fairly easy on the eyes, and after a couple of years of on-again, off-again visiting here, I'd say that this is a pretty consistent trait. There has also as of late been an influx of newer dancers, so it's not "same soup reheated" on the stage there.

As always, Choo-Choo's carries with it the same attitude towards the dancers that you find in places like Camelot in DC -- the "look but don't touch" mantra. The girls offer lap dances but they are strictly light-contact. Sitting at the stage can be fun, but it still seems hit-or-miss depending on both the dancers and the clientelle. I've always found the dancers there to fall into one of two types: either they are very engaging and will try to make you feel welcome in their house, or they sit at the bar, are completely standoffish, and look at you as a wallet with legs. Overall, this is probably the most fun you can have in the DC area given the Puritanical rules that seem to govern the clubs around here.