Worlds Better Than I Expected

So if you spend any time here, you know the deal with Orlando-area clubs -- pasties, low to no contact on dances, etc. It's fair to say, therefore, that my expectations were fairly low on this holiday Sunday evening. But sometimes expectations are met ... and exceeded. And the evening I had (with a hottie named Julia and a few of her friends) gave me a new vision of what low-contact clubs can offer.

First, the big picture. There were six or seven ladies dancing. I would rate all of them highly from a six to a nine. Of three that piqued my interest -- athletic, all-natural, and diverse -- one slender lady with a dancer's legs and derriere by name of Julia rated the highest. I tipped her at the stage and then she found me at the bar. She explained the dance policy, but the price was right so I bought three. They were terrific for what they were -- temptation rather than consummation. What happened next, however, was an unexpected delight.

She invited me to sit down next to her and a (female) friend. Bought a round of drinks, then another round for the three of us and a (male) friend who'd just joined the party. Damage was modest -- about $80 all told -- and the vibe quickly turned to amazing. We all got a tad sloppy, but in a fun harmless way. The (male) friend started buying me dances with my lady. The female friend started getting dances as well. I paid for some dances, got some free, and we all really enjoyed ourselves.