Boring Visit On A Boring Day

Not wanting to spend a Sunday at home and determined to spend my income tax return on an epic strip club trip I stopped by Keepers on a rainy Sunday afternoon. There were 5 customers and 2 dancers plus the female bartender.

There were two dancers on shift. One was average looking, in her mid-30s, and covered in tattoos. This woman wasn't bad looking, wasn't good looking, but just blah average. The other dancer was a 30 year old spinner who had the women next door look. She was very pretty for her age. FOR HER AGE being the keywords. She had a pretty face, decent boobs for being a spinner, and a flat ass. I did a few dances with her. As far as dances go, they were middle of the road, nothing extra, The fact that I found this woman very attractive helped. However, she smelled like either cigarettes, poo, or nasty vagina depending on which way she was facing. The bartender was average looking and in her 30s. She was dressed in what looked like scrubs with the CT lottery logo on them.

As far as the building goes, this place is a dump. There were trash bags wrapped around pipes that were leaking, holes in the shopping center parking lot, and the place had a worn wooden look. I can't picture ever seeing a 10 in a place like this. The lap dance area looks like they just went down to Bob's discount furniture and got whatever was on sale. The chair I got a dance in looked like a cheap, fake leather, living room chair. The music wasn't very good as well. It was like B side 80s rock. The bar stools were comfortable which were a pleasant surprise.