Got Me!

Wanted to add some input on Chicago to go with my previous reviews of other TJ clubs. First, as others have noted there is always a guy on the corner just east of Adelita hustling guys to Chicago with a free beer offer. I take them up and they walk you into the club and get you the freebie. I've never been limited to just Tecate, but have been able to choose. The club itself is very nice, clean and seems new. I like the music selection as well. Meseros are around but not as annoying as HK. The gals are really a mixed bag, mostly not very attractive.

I strongly advise that you do not give up too quickly. The club is big and kinda dark, you won't see all the gals as easily as you might at HK. Chill a bit, see what comes around. My first visit a mesero appeared with the finest chick I've ever seen in TJ. Young, slender, nice C cups, and model quality face. Really nice lap dances for the price of a ficha, and attentive if not fabulous service at the hotel. A 10 all the way. I would kill to see her again. The next visit I had to wait longer but eventually a cute slender gal appeared out of nowhere, probably an 8. She was smart, fun to talk to, good English. We had a couple and went to the hotel, which was fun. After she asked if I'd buy her another drink and share my cigar with her, hell yes.

Ended up spending 3 hours drinking with her and, eventually, a decent looking friend of hers. This cost me plenty in fichas. Even though they had me suckered buying them many drinks, I have to say they earned them. Lots of lap dances, free access to their bods at all times. Eventually as they got drunk the tops just stayed off. Nice. Also the hotter one let me play with her cute feet (I have a foot thing). And when she got drunk she wanted me to drink beer as it poured off her foot. In the end it was 3 hours of serious partying with two topless hotties. Expensive for TJ but less than the cost of a half hour in VIP with a stateside stripper. Try Chicago, I recommend it amigos.