Touche
Closed
10201 Memorial Pkwy NW, Huntsville, AL 35810, USA*

Ok, folks, all you have to...

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shadowbaby
May 27, 2006, 6:00 PM
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Ok, folks, all you have to do is take a look at the "girls" that they are advertising on their website. That should be enough to keep you out of this place. I gave it a 2 just because the beer was cold. I don't know why we keep going back to this place..........guess we're just hoping that someday it will take a turn for the better. I certainly won't hold my breath for that day though. Oh, where to begin.......its dirty, stinky, creepy, and a tiny bit scary. Dirty = nasty tables, stained seats, sticky floors. Stinky = pretty self explanatory, I would think. Creepy = its too dark, yes clubs like this are supposed to be dark, but not so dark that you can't see 3 feet in front of you (i guess its so you can't get a real good look at the dancers). Scary = this includes the dancers and the other customers. The dancers are the types that probably couldn't get hired anywhere else in town..........some way tooo old, some way to skinny, some way too fat, most don't have all their teeth and what they do have are nasty, lots of stringy dirt hair, and lots and lots of body odor. YUCK! It's making me sick just thinking about the whole experience. And I didn't like the way the other customers kept looking at me..........yes, i was a dancer for a few years, but the key word here is 'WAS". I don't do it anymore, for personal reasons.......but anway, that's the main reason we left...because everytime i would try to go tip someone on stage, i could barely avoid being grabbed and groped by the drunken patrons. Anyway, please pick somewhere else to go. You'll be glad you did.

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