Cafe Risque
17035 Co Rd 234 Micanopy, FL 32667

Very Early Morning

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gotoguy
Feb 17, 2018, 8:23 AM
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Visited: Sunday Morning

This is a composite review of several visits over several years. I go here sometimes when I travel. Its always been very early in the morning, on a sat or sunday. (about 5:30 to 6:30). Typically only one waitress and no dancers. The waitress serves you nude. I usually get coffee and some toast. I made the mistake of getting fried eggs once. Sometimes there are some trucker types there who may have parked there for the night since they have trucker showers there and lots of truck parking.

When you arrive they ask you if you are local and give a discount on the entrance if you are. However if you say you are passing through they still give the discount. Everyone is very nice. There is a little sex shop in the facility that among other things sells men's underware. The girls actually wear a new pair of them when they do their dances (they open the box in front of you.

I've had some interesting conversations with the girls. One for example was an army vet on disability. Not sure what was diabled. She drives a motorcycle. Her skin was a bit shot up. I also met another girl that made some comments about getting off at 7 and resting at the hotel across the street. Admitedly I didn't get the hint and probably wouldn't have considered it.

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