Something In A Middle Of Nowhere

Wow. Didn't even know a strip club would exist in the middle on "nowhere Ohio". Not to mention, the number of churches and other religious institutions that outnumber bars. But who cares? I like strip clubs and I love girls. I was driving back from western ohio using the back roads. Was making good time and taking it easy when I passed by a big green barn with the words "Gentlemen's Club" written in large red print on a remote two lane road with nothing else around it. Well why not stop in right? Whats the worst that could happen?

LOL. So I turned around, parked and went inside. Well...I was the first guy in the place. It was around 7:30 in the evening. There was only one bartender and one girl sort of working. Grabbed a beer and decided to chill watching a little TV. The one girl working was on her phone and didn't really budge. The bartender kept me company for about 15 minutes. It looks like they serve decent food but I wasn't hungry. After 30 minutes of doing nothing, the working girl finally stopped by and said hello. I obviously looked like a visitor since this place felt like a neighborhood bar where everybody knows each other. The girl was average. Average size, dirty blonde hair and decent looking enough. She asked for a beer and I gladly bought one for her. Chatted about nothing. I was more interested in how a place like this could exist in gods country where I bet the neighbors hate it. The dancer confirmed that it was tough but the place provided jobs. After another 30 minutes of small talk I decided to leave since nobody else came in and I had to still get home. If you happen to be on Route 250 stop by...you never know what you might find.