Synn Gentlemen's Club
8314 Sepulveda Blvd North Hills, CA 91343

More Promising, But Listless Performance

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RiskA
Feb 14, 2018, 7:32 PM
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Visited: Not Provided Afternoon

Despite disappointments on prior visits, thought I'd try Synn VN again. As with all this chain's clubs, you have to get past the semi-clip joint aspects (HARD drink push, dishonor of passes, disregard of daily specials, tip haggles, ROBs, etc.), but if you know the score and have "game" it's not that bad. The problem here has always been a lack of raw numbers of dancers, then a lack of quality in dancers. Last couple of visits had at least one good prospect and increasing numbers, so maybe it's getting better. But this visit showed plateau rather than improvement.

One maybe two good'uns, two chubbies (though not gross and nice faces), one who never hit the stage or worked the room. The most attractive was Giovanni, a vet of Synn COI with some good reviews; so I took her for a special and she gave a nice focused grind with some SSTP. So upgraded to 15 min-fer-$105 VIP relying on intel; turned out intel was right but did not enjoy the pleasure myself because the dancer was so damn listless and unwilling to get down to business. Maybe she'd just come on shift after a session enjoying California's latest change in the law, I don't know; but she was just too damn mellow and slow and lethargic to get me going enough to cross the finish line.

Whether she didn't realize it or didn't care, I cannot say. She had a nice small gymnast-muscled body and a nice face, so I was looking forward to this VIP. Maybe next time will be better, though I will check better to make sure she is with it. No one else there this day that I would have spent VIP $ on. So for me this club remains on daytime double secret probation. It's fortunate other nearby Valley clubs are so lame (I'd tried Rhino Van Nuys earlier and sat alone at stage 45 minutes with no DJ, one stage dance, & one approach, despite 5 girls on roll call; lame lame lame). But didn't feel like driving to COI or OC this day.

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