1st Time Visit And I Need To Go Back Soon...

So I was driving back to central Florida from Miami and remembered that there was a great strip club that I had to visit on my way back. So I hopped on this site and believed it to be this one...I was right!

Easy to find off the turnpike, big parking lot and you can't miss all the purple neon on the outside. $5 for parking and $5 cover. Ordered a beer and it was $5. Place was packed and it was about 10pm. And right away you see lots of beautiful women and def lots of fake tits. It doesn't take long before I'm approached and often. I turn down the first few and maybe the 3rd or 4th girl is like, "Want dance?" "Not yet...no thanks." "Want to f...?" And I was so thrown off by that and as I say "No thanks" like it's no big deal, she just raises her eye brows and walks off. And now I'm like, ok...this is how it works I guess.

I only have about an hour before I have to get back on the road so I try to take in all the talent. I didn't realize it was an all nude dance club as by the back bar is just a long skinny stage with 3 women on it. The last girl gets fully nude and tipping a dollar sometimes got me an immediate "place tip in the garter" notion, while some others just bent over in front of me for a great view before taking the dollar.