Best For Rookies ...

So once you get on the 'coveted' email list, you will be notified of the various locations throughout the city. On this particular night my locations was the one near Union Square. As you can imagine, the venues are rental party spaces but good ones. Upon arrival, I showed the email and went downstairs to pay a $50 cover. It was that moment that I realized I am in the wrong business. Seeing the size of the group while paying confirmed this is a cash cow. Kudos to the organizers.

Drink prices are ridiculous; I think a shot of Jack was $16. First impressions however were positive. It does not 'feel' nor 'look' like a strip club hence why I feel this would be a good primer for someone new to the club scene. At first seeing all these girls wearing 'normal' but high end clothes, I really thought I was in the wrong place. I thought it was some single mingle location. Making my way to the bar to assess the landscape; I easily counted over 40 girls; all with different shapes and sizes. Again not your typical 'dancers'. I sense that most of these girls are starving artists, actors, students etc and not part of the trade. Everyone was so well dressed and met a cute brunette.

Conversation was simple; not staged. Offered a dance and obliged and that is when I realized the scope of the operation. To the back open room with couches, I saw at least another 30 girls with 30 guys getting their groove on. So zero privacy; expect to sit next to another dude getting grinded. My girl took off her top and we had 2 dances; I want to say it was $25 per. I did repeat this 2 more times with 2 different girls to see if YMMV. Just not the case.