First Time Here, Not Blown Away

My friend was in town from California, so figured we'd go out for a night of drinking in St. Pete. After a few rounds, some one suggested a strip club, and we decided on Mermaids since it was closest to our location. Arrived a little before midnight, there were about 6 dancers visible, and not that many patrons. Room looked like it once could have been "the spot" but it was a little past its prime. No matter, about 3 of the 6 dancers were good looking, so we ordered our fairly priced drinks and watched for a few. My buddy immediately picked out the best girl and took her in the back.

I believe he spent $100+ and said it wasn't anything special. I was approached by probably the least attractive, but with a beautiful natural rack so I figured what the heck. She took me in the back and promised me a good time for $150. I paid up, got a drink with that deal from the waitress, and then proceeded to have 15 minutes or so of below average and lackluster performance. If I go back, it won't be with her. We left promptly afterwards.