Not Very Pleased For A Saturday

So my wife and I were in town with her sister, and sis decidedes to make a statement asking about my wife N I's recent strip club excurisions and then proceeds to say she's only ever been to a male revue and that next time we should invite her.. well what the hell, why not tonight I say, after I began sensing my wifes passion for checking out new clubs was beginning to perk up. Who am I to argue?!? So I hopped on TUSCL and adult world wasn't the closest club to our current location by any means, but was certainly the highest rated.

We walk into the building, to a huge store full of adult toys.. cool, lets check it out. Then we were greeted by the nice lady at the desk asking if we were heading into the club... yes ma'am. Well that will be $10/pc to get in, no coulpes discount or anything. Cool, whatever, something I feel wvery club should recognize.... so we pay the dues, hit the door and to our dissapointment the place was dark, music not very sexy, and one girl up on stage that mustve been 50, very fake boobs and as we sat up front, she scooted in and proceeded to show me her beat up beef liver- no intro, no small talk, no sexy seduction- straight to all all she thinks it takes to get my hard earned money. Lady, I'm here to show the girls a good time and ur ruining it.

PAY ATTENTION TO THE GIRLS FIRST! So for my wifes sis this was no nice intro to her fist ever club. Anywho, we then realized there is ZERO alcohol, ZERO entertainment, and no other eye candy walking around the 15 x 15 room, only this gilf wanna be up on stage. No girls walking around, and a few guys who looked like they were falling asleep in the booths. What were they waiting for? The next 2 dancers were lamely dancing and didnt look much into it.