I've been a Squire loyal for...

I've been a Squire loyal for a few years. It was just an amazing experience my first trip there. But it was my first time in a strip club, and I guess it's kind of like the first girl you have sex with. You become attached, because they were the first, and you defend them to the end.

Anyway, here's what I think. A few years ago, I would have rated this club a 9. All the girls on any given night were 8s or 9s, save 1 or 2 girls. They were cool chicks, and if you were lucky, they'd be good conversationalists, and if you hit the jackpot, their private dance would be mind-blowing. The shot girls were equally as cool and beautiful. The food, which I've never had, I hear is excellent, from some of my friends who have eaten there. In fact, the only downside to the club back then is the chance that you would get the grandma as your waitress. There was really no bigger shock then looking at a gorgeous woman gyrating inches away from you, then seeing the bespectacled granny in your eyeline in the background. It's like eating fried ice cream. You get both extremes at once, but unlike the fried ice cream, seeing grandma in the background is disturbing.

But that was the only negative thing. I had a favorite. Her name was Tiersa. She was really cool people. After seeing me 2 times in the span of 6 months she recognized me everytime after that. It made me feel welcome.