After hitting up Mary's (meh) and...

After hitting up Mary's (meh) and Kit Kat (gambling instead of dances, but was nice), we headed over to Spyce to close it down (2:30am maybe? I forget...). Unlike nearly all clubs in Portland, Spyce is topless-only. I don't really mind, boobs are what I'm here for anyway, but if you're not expecting it you might be disappointed.

The main stage featured 2 girls dancing at all times, which was cool, though also limited space for acrobatics. There was a secondary, smaller stage that had 1 - 2 dancers on the main floor, plus a few single-dancer satellite stages. I also didn't realize until my third visit that there's an entire upstairs bar and 2-girl stage, so you'll typically see 5 - 7 dancers on at any point time.

No gambling in here so my friends and I set up near the secondary stage. It's a lot more intimate (very small stage) and the dancers were friendly. No motorboating or anything, but would at least make some contact and be sexy on you. I did have one girl reach for my crotch here and say "Ooh, I like that you're hard already!" I can't express the awkward joy I experienced when I explained that that was my cell phone...