I liked what I got, but couldn't recommend

It was a Tuesday night, and for personal reasons decided to check out a strip club. This happened to be the closest at the moment of this decision, and as such ended up being where I spent my time. The interior was poorly lit, with a mass of chairs between a passable bar and a stage with a woman that everyone seemed to be ignoring at the time I entered.

I sat down, a girl came and tried to strike up a conversation, (which fizzled out, but that was probably my fault). After the woman on stage upon entrance was done, no one came to replace her. In fact, after a moment where all the girls walked onto stage and pranced around in circles while the announcer tried to upsale the value of a lapdance, the pole remained empty for quite a while.

I did end up getting a lapdance with the girl who talked to me earlier. It was $100 for 10 minutes. She was beautiful, and did a competent job. She informed me that I could touch her breasts, but not until halfway through (once again, I'll admit, this was probably my fault for not asking, though to be fair every other strip club I've been was strictly opposed to this).