Best bang for your buck with lots of unnecessary tipping

My friend wanted to take me down to TJ for a fun night between Christmas and new year but I was in a time crunch during the holidays so I promised we will make the trip after the new year. Two weeks later (MLK weekend) we went down for the time of our lives. Now I should mention my friends have already been to HK and the nearby establishments multiple times and it was my first time. I had pretty high expectations for the place based on what they told me and the reviews I read beforehand, and boy I was not disappointed.

We parked at the nearby Border Station Parking ($30 for 24 hours) and went through customs in no time (no line), rows of cabs awaited us once we crossed and we hopped on with one destination in mind. It wasn't til we got to the main entrance of HK (less than a 10 min ride) that I realized how lit this area of TJ is. Street walkers and tourists everywhere, food carts abound, it's a party town all around and everyones just looking to have a good time. Before we did anything, we first checked in to hotel cascadas (10pm). I reserved a penthouse suite a few nights before but for some reason they said the penthouse isn't available that night and offered us a master suite connected to a double deluxe. Considering it was cheaper and we got 3 beds instead of 2, we didn't complain and checked in. Dropped our bags, hooked up wifi, turnt up the in-room bluetooth speaker, and went down for our first lady of the night

Like every other monger mentioned here, entering HK is like entering the adult disneyland. But I have to say since this was a Saturday night on a long weekend, the guy:girl ratio was a little too much (15:1) despite at least 50+ girls walking or standing at tables, stairs, walkways, or on stage. The place was packed like sardines with all tables taken and little to no room to stand or walk around. I couldn't really complain though with the amount of tits and ass floating around. Also should mention we didn't pay any covers at the door since we had a room and no waiters approached us after we walked in, probably because of how busy it was.