Lots of Smoking, but Nothing Smokin'

Not sure if this is a great review, but I will say I am not sure I would bother going back. I was hoping with all of the "new management" going on, this place may have gotten better. I had 1 good time here a long time ago and it has been terrible ever since. I only saw 2 dancers and you can see my rating of the dancers at a 2, and that is me being nice. One redhead was medium build, not very good looking and her and a dude ordered pizza and wings so she may as well have not been there. The other dancer was older, floppy small tits, which is hard to do when they are small, brunette and not pretty at all. It would be hard to be hard, that's all I could think of.

I will say I literally ordered a beer, which was very cheap, had a few sips, saw what my choices were and asked where the bathroom was and made my way back and out the door. Maybe 10 minutes in total and I think I'm rounding up on that. The other negative, smoking is allowed and if you are a non-smoker, well, that usually isn't a selling point. I left smelling like smoke and I really prefer to not smell like that. I rather smell like stripper perfume, to be honest, but alas I just smelled like smoke from being here. Probably won't be back, but I know me and I may forget I said that and find myself regretting going yet again.

All in all, I went to 3 different Akron clubs, got 5 bar dances in total, drank all or part of 3 beers, and spent less than $40 while I got my dick rubbed and touched. I probably could have gotten everything completed and still spent less than $80, but it just wasn't feeling like that would have made sense with who I had opportunity to do anything with. That is on me, because if you are just goal oriented, you can get that goal achieved inexpensively in Akron.