What the hell are the reviewers talking about?

I went to this club last Friday and haven't seen a club this awful in YEARS! 100% fake tits, all big girls, and all over 30 years old is the best way to describe what I saw here. These girls were high pressure and just awful! I sat for 30 minutes trying to figure out what made this place worth people saying it was a great club. It is on the FAR west side of Manhattan, when I walked in you had to pay $23 to enter and $5 coat check. Then walked in and was eyed by everyone.

Sat down and immediately approached by two very pushy strippers (fake, tatts, heavy, over 30 = yuck!). I checked out the reviews to see if I was wrong somehow, but they actually thought this was a good club. Had a drink, had two dances with awful fatty and walked out. Waste of time.