First visit....not sure what to expect

I was in town on business and decided to stop in for my first ever strip club visit. I wasn't sure what to expect. I had just seen a star trek movie and decided in the afternoon to 'boldly go where I hadn't gone before'....as pun on star trek's famous phrase. I went into the main entrance. It was quite dark. I got my bearings and went to sit down at a table. A very busty waitress in a tight white t-shirt came up to get my order. She must have been a stripper in her younger days, because her body was very curvy in all of the right places.

If I knew she was available for a private dance, I would have picked her hands down. I ordered my food and she went away. Soon after, a nice pretty brunette topless girl came over and sat down at my table. I was looking around before she came and it was obvious to her that I was new to this game. Under the table, she tickled my knee caps to say hello, as it were. We got to talking, and I told her it was my first time in such a place. Cute as she was, I found it hard to look at her since I wasn't used to such a baring all of flesh. She sensed my unease and actually covered her top to make me feel more at home. I can't remember for sure, but I think that she asked me if I wanted a dance, and I declined.

I eventually gave her a tip and she went away. Still waiting for my food, another girl came by and sat down with the knee cap hello. She was a younger blonde who was nice but didn't have the best of conversation. She rambled on about odd things. About then my food came and I took it to go. My first ever sojourn was over. Felt sad that it wasn't what I expected. Someday might go back...but have a better idea of what to expect in the future.