The Shitshow Remains The Same

Despite it's recent PR campaign trying to claim new management and dancers, I'm sad to report that Flamingo remains a complete train wreck. About 10 years ago it was great, seven years ago just OK, but for the last 3-4 years it has really sucked ass. First, mostly the same daytime non-dancer crew, although not as many of them. Roxanne the waitress continues the drink push with a fanaticism that would make a woman half her age feel proud (pretty sure she's been there since I began going around 2003). Added a $65 VIP for 10 minutes, otherwise still $100 for 15 and $150 for 30 (I think).

Doorman said 5 dancers in-house, I only saw 4 and all but one might not make the grade at Flabadise Showherd in COI. Big, bigger, biggest. #4 had a fairly nice face and ass, but saggy mom-boobs and belly pooch. All but one had crappy fly-by "wanna dance" approach (drink push even then!). Biggest lumbered up on stage and asked me for money the ENTIRE time even though my base $2 tip already out. Would not strip down without additional tip, despite this being a full nude club.

But thank God, that was the highlight of my trip because I probably couldn't un-see that mess (assuming I could see past her flab). I cannot fully express how bad this was. Finished my $10 soda in record time and left after 12 minutes. Still feel ripped off. Back onto the scrap heap of history with this joint. (No one call this a "club ad," OK?)