Only Choice for Center Center Philadelphia

For those of you whom venture into Center City Philadephia, but are on foot (or public translit), the Gold Club is probably your only choice. If you want to slip away from work unnoticed, or hit up a strip club for “happy hour” before catching your train home, this is the place to do it.

A visit to this club between 12:00 noon and 5:00 pm on a business day will usually net you an empty stage, with several bored-looking dancers sitting around at the bar. Once you show up, you may be able to entice them to dance a set ot two, depending on your tipping. Mostly, the girls there during the day are of very very average quality, but what they lack in looks they make up for in attitude.

There is also almost always a very nice MILF (50+ years old, but you’d think was was 30 years old even without your beer googles, I promise). This amazing MILF never seems to perform stage shows, but patiently waits for her regular day-time customers, for whom she seems to provide better-than-average “lapdances” in the back. These are typically gentlemen with significant cash to spend, so she may not be your caliber talent. Moving on to the other daytime ladies, however, you’ll have much better luck, without blowing a wad of cash (figuratively speaking).