Not worth the $5 cover

Once I left the Pony, I headed over to Fantasia. I got there around 8 PM and my first clue should have been that the parking lot was nearly empty on a Saturday night.

Paid the $5 cover and got a beer. The place was virtually deserted. There were maybe 5 customers in the entire club. And this is a big warehouse type club, so when there are so few people in there, it feels like a morgue. I’m going to guess there were about 8 or so dancers. If you’ve ever wondered how to destroy a club, you might want to visit this one before the end. Can’t imagine how they can afford to keep the lights on.

For example, I don’t think there was a single dancer working that I would have even considered for a private dance. Not sure I would have done a private dance if they were free. The dancers were generally unattractive, past their expiration date, or beyond the limit of what would be considered BBW and into the actual obese category.