Don’t forget to read the fine print

I never noticed the fine print in any of these club reviews that says "don’t go to this place on a Wednesday evening between 6 and 8 pm because it is shift change and that the traffic is so bad that no one attempts to drive to the place". Once we got in, we heard this from two people at the club. Also, there was no on street parking so you have to valet. It cost us 6 bucks. It was a nice big new place but there were no dancers on either of the stages and only 3 customers besides me and a buddy at the bar. The food that they were eating looked real good and the bartender told us it was too. The Bud Lights were ice cold and only 3 bucks because it was happy hour so that was basically our highlight for this visit.

A blond dancer came out of the dressing room and she was pretty cute. She stopped by and asked what was up and if we wanted a dance. We said no since we just got there and we hadn’t seen her dance. She said it was shift change and that she wouldn’t go on stage until after 7. We finished our beer and headed to the valet to get our car when he said that one of the dancers was heading to the main stage. We turned around and went back in and saw that it was the blond we had already talked to. Once we saw that she couldn’t dance, we headed out and down the street to check out the other club thinking that there was no way it could be as bad as this.