Even a 2 may be generous....

Even a 2 may be generous. Went in Friday afternoon. Cover is cheap, at $3, but there was no one on stage. Talked to Eden, the bartender, who was the best-looking woman in the place. Ecstasy came over and sat down, trying to chat me up. Decent body, but a face like a hard-used man. Didn't really want to explore any further. After about 10 minutes, the DJ called Sky to the stage. She was a tall blond wearing a bikini and sporting at least 25 extra pounds around her middle. She came out of the dressing room with another dancer who was also showing visible rolls of poundage. Finished my beer, hit the restroom and left before Sky even got her top off. Swung by Playmates and discovered that the women there made Sky and Ecstasy look like beauty queens. It was my first time hitting the Arlington clubs, and probably my last.