Lots of fun

Having just come from Club Rouge, I was looking for a change of pace. I decided to check TUSCL and basically find the Portland clubs that were close by and had a large number of reviews. That led me to Union Jack's. Upon entering, a cute WOC was at the door chatting with the bouncer, and she helpfully pointed out that I had some glitter on my cheek from my previous stop. I'll talk more about her in a minute.

So I go in, look around, grab a drink, and a very cute, very tall brunette (9/10) comes over to me and starts chatting. We talk for a while, and she's totally my type. We go for a private dance, which is in a curtained room, and they're $30 each or three for $60. I opt for a single to start, but hadn't checked my wallet (it's usually not anywhere near getting low). So the first dance is nice, but she's not totally into it. We go for a second, and it's getting better, but the wallet is running dry. She promises we can resume where we left off if I refill the ol' wallet. At this point the little head is doing the thinking.

I went over to the bouncer and asked where the nearest ATM was; he said there's one a block away that has lower fees than the one in the club (and I don't want a strip club ATM on my bank statement, obviously). Cool guy. So I head down the street, find the ATM, run back, and find the girl. We go back in for a third dance, but we had lost any kind of connection we established during the first two songs, so I just stopped after that one. She had to go on stage anyway.