Your mileage may vary.....

This is a great club. The area is safe, the club is clean and the staff are friendly. A few prior reviews refer to Subi's as a local bar with good looking women. This review is based on a visit days before Christmas.

There were probably ten patrons and the same number of dancers. Not surprising for the late afternoon, early evening. I got immediate attention from the waitress and the girls weren't sticking with regulars. The dancers were young skinny girls, a couple chunky ones and no real good lookers. After a refreshment I thought I got the best one, late twenties, shapely, not too skinny but small boobs. She immediately told me her life story and how she needed money for her two kids in Canada for Christmas. I expected this today, and I didn't mind making a donation to today's baby-mama charity. Subi's has two sets of VIP, front and back, and the back is much more private and encourages 'fun'. So I was all up for it when she said she'd already paid-out today and the back was available. She's pretty athletic, and solid, and I was looking forward to this. Her body was great. Between the ears was another story.

I head so many insecurity stories and stripper shit I wanted to leave. Good thing she was naked, that helped out a lot. I should have asked her to shut up about all her insecurities. Never heard it quite this bad before. At one point I was done and couldn't wait to leave. She kept promising the next time would be much better, but the only way it would be better is if it were free. It occurred to me when I got to the car that maybe I got played, like I was a patsy, but I didn't care.