Not much going on during peak strip club hours . . .

I travel back and forth from Cleveland to Columbus a lot, and this places always catches my eye. It's in Mansfield, exactly half way between the two cities, and it's visible from I-71.

So my friend and I are coming back from Cleveland, and he's really not much for strip clubs at all, but he likes to drink, so when I mention stopping for a drink at what'as got to be one of the shittiest strip clubs in Ohio he's all for it. I can't remember what exit we got off at, but it's still a little hard to find even though it was visible from I-71. If we'd been coming North from Columbus we'd have exited on the same side of I-71 that the club is on, and I think it might have been a little easier to find.

Anyway, when we finally get there we find a completely empty parking lot, minus two very old run down cars. Note, it's a Friday and going on midnight, so even my friend who doesn't like strip clubs is like, "WTF isn't this like their prime time for business?"