Under new (not necessarily better) management

Back when I was visiting clubs on a more regular basis, Hollywood was one of my favorite spots, despite the sketchy owner and overzealous waitstaff. I had heard that the prices were more reasonable now, and that the new management was a positive change. The lady at the door and the floor manager were both friendly. The servers ignored me completely. The dancers were, for the most part, gorgeous. However, the DJ was moving dancers from stage to stage during their sets (weird) and while none of the girls got fully nude, one didn't even bother to take off her top.

Naturally, I thought maybe some more cash would serve as an incentive to see some boobs, so I hit up the ATM. Unfortunately, once I got my cash, I was due for another drink and some singles, and went to the bar where I was completely ignored for about five minutes.

Look, folks, if you want me to spend money at your club, you need to pay attention to the ugly-ass guys standing at the bar with a fist full of 20s. Us ugly-ass guys are, potentially, your best customers, because you create the only environment in which we can maintain a hot girl's interest!