Rough Club - Even for the Block

I was up in Baltimore in business a few weeks back and had a chance to hit the block. The block is always hit or miss, and pretty rough around the edges (the thug factor seems to be increasing lately), but I have never found anywhere else like it. A Staybridge Suites has opened up just behind the Block - it was a great place to stay for a night on the Block. It was very nice, relatively inexpensive, and you could enter just halfway down Custom House. Not a far stumble at all from the clubs.

I spent time this night at Hustler ($2 Tuesdays are a great start), and then at Red Room, Harem, and Pussycat. As it got later, I decided to give Diamond Lounge a try. It was pretty quiet, with only a couple of dancers in the club. I took a seat, ordered a drink, and noticed a smoking hot brunette putting the sell on a guy on the other end of the bar. She had an absolutely incredible ass - so I decided to wait a bit to see if she became available. The other dancer quickly came to join me - but I wasn't interested and tried to politely decline her offers. She didn't seem to happy - but finally took no for an answer. So - there I was - sitting alone at the bar, no dancer on stage and waiting to see if my brunette would head down my way. It was getting very close to 2:00 - and I was about to give up when I noticed her coming my way. She was looking really good and I was feeling good about my decision until she smiled and revealed pretty extreme "meth mouth." No matter how hot her body was - I just couldn't get past that. So - it was time to head back to the hotel. A "miss" night on the Block.