A very merry stripclub X-Mass party

Enter The Chaindog.Went up Friday night to celebrate Festivus. At 5:30 in the afternoon the parking lot was packed.. No cover, The bouncer wearing a santa hat! At least a dozen girls on, most wearing some sort of X-mass related costume. I paid 5 bucks with tip for a beer and 6 bucks for a shot of Yukon jack. I bought some tiny dancer a shot of tequila that was over 11 bucks. I could not get a seat at the stage and the lapdance area was packed. My pockets are not deep enough for the Champane room. I did clean up at the free buffet mostly Xmass pasteries. It seemed that a good time was had by all. Exit The Chaindog.