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Perky Bikini Cups

San Antonio, TX

So we’re reviewing bikini espresso trailers now? Fair enough… And wouldn’t you know it, there’s a new one in San Antonio, posted up right across the street from the HEB off Nogalitos. Is the trailer nice…

Jaguars Club San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

Salutations fellow mongers, I decided to take a quick scouting trip to Jaguars, which is at the former Ricks Cabaret in SA. It’s tucked in an industrial park in the northeast part of town along I-35.…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, TX

Friday lunch time traffic on I-35; the bane of central Texas. I decided to stop by this club as it’s conveniently located near I-35 and 290, which is riddled with constant construction and copious amounts…

Was I really the last TUSCLer to review this place? I'll also be the last ever TUSCLer to review the place because it is now gone. To mangle a classic quote, I’ve come to bury…

I'd like to tell you about all the girls I saw, and did I see a few. The hostess, the bartender, and even the DJ. All girls. The DJ was kind of an unfriendly type,…

So i noticed that in a lot of the clubs in San Antonio, they have poker games which draws in their early crowds... really awkward to me and not my thing since i don't gamble…

For those that don't know - this was the club that used to be Some Beach. Was at Sugar's and from the decoration outside it looked like a major change. Parking was ok…