So, I'm in Montreal, celebrating my...

So, I'm in Montreal, celebrating my cousin's birthday, and of course, we have to go to strip club. We're on St. Catherine, looking for a good joint, and the guy on the street promoting this place calls it "Disney land for your hands!" Can't beat that. It's Saturday night and super crowded but we find a table and enjoy the show. A whole array of girls are parading across the stage -- and nice girls, I'm talking 9s and 10s. Drinks were overpriced, but it's Canadian money, so in US money you come out a real winner.

In terms of lapdances, the setup is kind of a cubicle deal -- you go off to these cubes which are closed on 3 sides, open in the front, and get a dance. Unfortunately, it's really bright -- like being under an interrogation light or someting. Also, the bouncher is watching. However, it truly is a gropers paradise...your hands can go almost anywhere they want, and no hassle from the bouncers. Overall, not a bad place to go for a night out with the boys.