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Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, CT

Arrived around 9pm and there was around 10 girls in various stages of disinterest. All of them thick and lower quality. Asked for a draft beer and the keg was kicked . Given the fact…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, CT

Arrived around 4:30 pm on a Saturday and the place was reasonably attended. Most of the dancers seemed to be Brazilian or other South American origins. Got jumped on right away by one who was…

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, NY

Stumbled into the place around 10 PM. The bar is very old and run down. The bathroom was disgusting as well. Of the three women we saw working, none was remotely attractive or under the…

Normally a lapdance here is $20/song and oddly for the late evening its a good song length. (props to DJ and management) Every so often you get a dancer charge $30/song or even $40/song. WTF…

So after a good number of years away from the city, I found myself back there for a week with nothing much planned in the evenings. So took a walk down to 33rd Was handed a…

Was a bad evening for clubs and mongering. Just left the Lido Lounge being sorely disappointed and wanted to rescue the evening with an old tried and true but things change. At least I still…

Went there at the end of a night thinking I'll just get a massage and get going. There was a cover at the door, the security was friendly walked me to a spot and got…