WEAK

I went to the Orchid for the first time, and it’ll likely be my last. It’s located in plain view of a large and busy street, ands there’s no discreet parking.

Once I entered, I saw 4 dancers and 2 customers in the club. If fat, lazy, ugly dancers are your thing, then this is the place for you.

I barely sat down when a Flava Flav with saggy tits look alike approached me. She quickly asked me to go to the back with promises of FS. I quickly declined and then she tried to curse me out. Then another whale started to rifle through my back pockets looking for a tip.Now this time I cursed her out. This place is full of the worst dancers I’ve ever seen. Avoid at all costs!