Yeah, I won't be back...

Just not my kinda place. Arrived around 3:00 AM after a disappointing visit at another SC. Place is still hoping. Not sure where to begin. First of all, the guy wants to scan my ID, which I'm not going to let happen. I ask if there is any other option and he says "no." I start to walk out and then another bouncer asks for my ID, puts the scanner a way, and then gives it back to me. He tells the first bouncer "you're scaring the customer." One through that gauntlet I get to the $50 admission. I tell the lady that I drove and is there any kind of local discount. She's like "are you local" and I say "no, but I drove myself so you're not paying any taxi, etc." Best she can offer me is $45 including two drinks. Not great, but at least it was something. Or, a scam. Wouldn't put it past this place. After that a guy finds a table for me, unasked, and of course you've got to tip him a few bucks. After sitting down I'm near immediately came upon by two Cubanas, can't recall either of their names. Eventually one of them leaves and the other explains some nonsense about how there's a mix-up and both were told to keep me company. At least this one you can talk to although definitely not my type. I didn't know she was Cuban, her accent sounds Brazilian to me but she clarified that she was Cuban. Eventually she leaves and after about 30 seconds of time alone I'm put upon by, in retrospect, one of the most obnoxious dancers I've been with. And, I've been to my fair share of clubs. "Jazzy" she calls herself. A blonde, with a natural figure that she prides herself on, and hales from Houston apparently. Her approach was fine, although sat down without really asking. I give her credit for making an effort to sit close to me and try to stimulate interest. But it's almost constant sell to get dances. After hearing a couple of crazy options I decided I'd give 3 for $100 plus two drinks a shot. But first, she wants a water. So, even though I point out that we're supposed to buy two drinks as part of the dance, we walk up to the bar to use my second drink coupon. When we get there she changes here mind to an alcoholic beverage that apparently I've got to pay a surcharge on--a couple of bucks I think plus tip on top of that. Maybe $5 total. We then go to the room for our dance and tell the host guy what we're going to and he reiterates the two drinks required. She sits down and it was one of the least enjoyable dances I've had in a long time. I'm not a large guy and she just put too much weight on me. Like a really uncomfortable amount. Her moves were uninspiring and after the second song I gave up hoping that it would get better and pretty much just wanted it to end. She tried to get a second set and I said no, but literally she kept trying to dance (which I assume she was going to try and use to claim I got two sets). I was trying to get the hell out of there (pissed off that I had just wasted money) and then she was saying "wait, let me put my top back on." Then she says that we didn't have to pay for the drinks so to give her that money and to tip the bouncer because he didn't bother us. I gave her an extra $20 just to shut her up and she then has the temerity to say "what about the bouncer" to which I say "split it with him." Walking outside she asks me if I liked the club and if I'd come back. I simply said: "nope, not my kind of club and I don't see myself ever coming back here again." That somehow threw her, I think. We parted with have a good night. So, I'm going to assume my visit was exceptionally bad. I think if you like zoo like environments with too many people and paying through the nose you might like it. There were some attractive women but not anywhere like I had hoped (of course it was 3 AM). And, even if they are good looking the constant selling and upselling environment ruins it for me. The only positive thing I can say is that they had a large selection to choose from late into the night and parking was free. But, I felt like I'd wasted an hour of my time and a couple hundred dollars. Yeah, I won't be back...