What afternoon shift?

I was driving through town after a business meeting so I thought I would stop in to see if there was anything happening on the afternoon shift,

around 2 pm. I'm from Grand Rapids area, so I thought I might get a little more for my money. Stopped in to the gift shop on the other side for a minute to calm myself down, that's normal. Then I made my way over to the club, no bouncer at the door, paid "admission" by buying a $5 pop at the bar. Tipped the bartender $2, thought I was being generous, but I'm cheap so I don't know. I think she and the waitress were the hottest ones in the whole place this afternoon.

Sat down off to the left of the stage at a table just to wait and see what was happening. The waitress came by and asked if I needed any $1's, I said I had a couple, do I need more? How many girls are here? No answer lol. Announcer said aKasha was up next on stage, seemed like I had read good things about her somewhere so I was excited to see. Nothing, then he said Danny was up next, ok, see who she is. Now, I'm 30, but when Danny came out I looked and didn't look back, she was old enough to be my mother...finally aKasha comes out after another 10 minutes.